Archive for the ‘Oh Noes’ Category

Oh Noes: I Can’t Play Aliens vs. Predator

You know, I’d really love to give you a first impression of Aliens vs. Predator but I can’t.  It’s not for the lack of trying though.  I have had the game since day 1, had it installed that afternoon in fact.  I’ll admit, I was wrapping up Mass Effect 2 – review still incoming – [...]


Hypothetical Sadness

Let’s say that I know this guy.   This guy found a job at a website that focuses on a specific game of a specific genre.  Initially, the site had a large amount of video content and it became very popular.  But the producers of said content had things come up, so he took over [...]


Oh Noes: All Announced Ubisoft PC Games To Use New DRM System

Comic by Penny-Arcade. It looks like I’ll be skipping out on a lot more than just Assassin’s Creed 2 and Settlers 7. In a phone interview discussing the new DRM, PCGamer found out that all PC titles announced by Ubisoft will be using the new system. That includes Splinter Cell, Silent Hunter 5, Assassin’s Creed [...]


Oh Noes: Ubisoft’s New DRM Frees Up March

A few years ago numerous PC games came out with an anti-piracy measure known as SecuROM.  The DRM technology is still around, and still hated by many, but it has become far more acceptable since the bumpy days of 2005-2006.  The software back then was so draconian, and so poorly written that I simply refused [...]


Oh Noes: Electronic Arts Closing Pandemic

It’s not only official, but the first official closure of a development studio following Electronic Arts’ stunning quarterly report announcement.  Some 200 of the promised 1,500 layoffs will be hitting Pandemic, creator of Full Spectrum Warrior, Mercenaries 2: World in Flames (360/PS3) and others, causing the California developer to be the first casualty of the [...]


Oh Noes: Further Fallout From EA’s Layoffs

Electronic Arts announced plans to lay off around 1,500 people by the end of March 2010, and that was bad.  The company chalked up the drastic measure as a cost cutting technique.  Human sadness aside, gamers should be worried about the many video games being canceled, or at least shelved for the foreseeable future.  It [...]


Oh Noes: AMD Dropping Support On Many DirectX 9 Cards

What an absolutely stupid idea this is.  With millions of people fearing Windows Vista, AMD has decided to drop driver support on the majority of the company’s DirectX 9 (Windows XP) cards instead of helping them skip over Vista.  Who in their right mind thought this was a good time to move these cards to [...]


Oh Noes: Borderlands PC Edition Delayed

2K Games has announced a very slight delay to Gearbox’s upcoming game with a “bazillion” guns.  The PC edition of Borderlands is getting kicked back from its previous release date alongside the console editions, October 20, to the end of October.  The 360 and PS3 versions will still come out on schedule.  The PC version [...]